HELLO AND WELCOME TO SMART BAR!
a) We love you.
b) We don’t really play Top 40 or commercial rap.
c) No dress code. You need pants. And a shirt and shoes. Sometimes not a shirt. Sundays mainly for the no shirt thing. That’s about it.
d) We play House, Techno, Tech-House, Dubstep and Drum & Bass primarily. And all that future-bassy-techy stuff that can’t really be classified, all we know is that’s it’s really good.
e) Whoever is DJing, is doing great things in the Dance world. You should totally find out who they are.
f) Our bouncers are fair but firm. If you look like you are going to cause a problem or be a legal liability or are way too wasted to be in public, you’ll probably be asked to leave or escorted out. Yes, people will say that they’re assholes at times. But they really don’t care who the fuck you are; they are here for everyone’s safety and well being. Just don’t be an asshole any you won’t get thrown out.
g) We love you.